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11/22/09: at a bar i said something about andy warhol that didn't make any sense
11/21/09: i pissed all over my hand and felt my facial expression remain neutral
11/20/09: i felt concerned about the number of pubic hairs on my bathroom floor
11/19/09: for lunch i ate bananas, like 'a lot a lot'
11/18/09: i saw a disgusting thing coming from a dog's asshole
11/17/09: at a bar i called a girl a faggot
11/16/09: i had a terrible desire to be smarter than i was
11/15/09: tao's contest had zero people
11/14/09: additional plans with colormachine made, 'sneak preview' coming soon
11/13/09: fly to tokyo in 2 or 3 days depending on outcome of next two luncheons
11/12/09: despair about past, present and future
11/11/09: secured contract with 'colormachine' re video promotion for clothing line
11/10/09: uniqlo seems to have rejected me, i feel unsure
11/09/09: uniqlo meeting coming up, '*excited*'
11/08/09: working hard for muumuu house in taiwan
11/07/09: feel a little embarrassed about my flickr photostream
11/06/09: i have posted pictures of the much debated 'giant bacon cheese stick'
11/05/09: i have 'made peace with myself'
11/04/09: i have been in transit for around 20 hours
11/03/09: met with potential MH publicist for malaysia, laos, cambodia, thailand, and mynamar
11/02/09: tao's broke/ met with the first investment strategist, feel like 'next to nothing' was accomplished
11/01/09: first night in new hostel/ 'accidentally' had a 'wet dream'
10/31/09: happy halloween
10/30/09: arrived in bangok, bought fried banana thing
10/29/09: flew to asia
10/28/09: until 1.01.10, order my book from the muumuu house store
10/27/09: interviewed by michael west/ tshirts have 'sold out'/ going to asia in 2 days
10/26/09: 3AM will publish my novella in europe/ another tao lin gimmick
10/25/09: tumbled a gchat with tao that will soon be for sale on ebay, i think
10/24/09: neck is sore from headbanging
10/23/09: vigliano associates, can you email me if you are interested in looking MHWDY
10/22/09: updated news section in a pro- and retroactive manner
10/21/09: article on american apparel vs urban outfitters/ hipsterrunoff linked
10/20/09: keep having dreams where i 'shit my pants' then waking up worried i 'shit the bed'
10/19/09: going to shower in an attempt to feel completely different
10/18/09: RIP kanye
10/17/09: muumuu house republished this poem
10/16/09: proofed MHWDY/ was the rejected the use of photo i wanted to use for the jacket
10/15/09: farmed/ purchased cereal at safeway
10/14/09: i have a tumblr
10/13/09: announced business trip to asia/ massive ebay sale of my poetry book
10/12/09: jesus christ official video/ tao lin, kendra grant malone, matthew simmons collaborate
10/11/09: my bookslut interview has been reviewed
10/10/09: 'proofreading' novella/ friday night/ farmed
10/09/09: obama awarded nobel peace prize/ disappointed by my email account
10/08/09: average response from agent/ no response from vice/ farmed
10/07/09: 'pitched' novella to vice and agent/ completed final draft of MHWDY/ farmed
10/06/09: writing 'pitch' for novella, no idea what i'm doing/ jesus christ/ 3:AM announces 2nd release
10/05/09: someone keeps finding blog searching 'look at that milk look at that milk'
10/04/09: interview with bookslut